sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

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fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

image

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

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