foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Source: foodtrucker, via stability)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via phobias)

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via popularboyfriend)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via popularboyfriend)

Wow thanks.

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

(via awdray)